❝ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ ❞

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

the guns part = $$$

#video  
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hockey-teeth:

GPOY

hockey-teeth:

GPOY

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

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surprisebitch:

cartel:

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

OMFG R U SRS

i’ll pay to see this

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beautifulchaos-anumcara:

Morning dose of baby chickens….because reasons. 
Morning my tumblr lovely people.

beautifulchaos-anumcara:

Morning dose of baby chickens….because reasons. 

Morning my tumblr lovely people.

❝ If you’re spending more time talking about writing than actually writing, you may want to reassess your priorities. I’ve seen this happen in writers’ groups, in coffeehouses, in MFA programs, in bars, on Facebook: writers who haven’t yet published anything, or who haven’t published much, talking or twittering about their “writing.” Sometimes, these people are talking or twittering about their writer’s block. Maybe it’s therapeutic to spend so much time talking about it, but I suspect it’s the opposite. I suspect it drives the supposed muse away. Take the time that you’d normally be talking about writing and write. Even if what you’re writing is crap, it’ll be more worth your while than talking about writing, because I believe you can write your way out of crappy writing, but it’s unlikely you’re going to talk your way into good writing. ❞

— John McNally (via writingquotes)

Well, this is something that I certainly need to heed, haha

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

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i really wish i was, and all other women were, darlene when they were growing up. 

i really wish i was, and all other women were, darlene when they were growing up. 

halinacrown:

Loki

image

is channeling

image

his inner Darlene Conner.

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sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

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viridi-luscus-monstrum:

Dante and Virgil in Hell (1850) by William-Adolphe Bouguereau.

viridi-luscus-monstrum:

Dante and Virgil in Hell (1850) by William-Adolphe Bouguereau.